Meat Pick up lines

The best Meat pick up lines

Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

I just came up with this and I needed to share this with the world
👤︎ u/iamveryovertired
📅︎ Jan 26
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Are you a meat resturant?

Cause I wanna eat your angus
👤︎ u/the_Cereal_killa
📅︎ Oct 24
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Ay girl are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.
👤︎ u/mchqyt
📅︎ Dec 04
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Damn girl you make me feel like rocky balboa

Every time I see you I just wanna go to a butchers freezer and ruthlessly beat the fuck out of some meat
👤︎ u/quaado_17
📅︎ Jan 27
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Hey girl are you a hamburger

Because I want to put my meat between your buns
👤︎ u/red_rose107
📅︎ Feb 17
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me: u going to that cookout?

her: what cookout? me: the one at 7 when i slap my meat on your grill 😏
👤︎ u/Affectionate-Leg2292
📅︎ Feb 19
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Are you Gordon Ramsey

Because I know you won’t like it if I give you this meat RAW
👤︎ u/Who-is-Jasper
📅︎ Feb 07
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Are you a taco shell?

Because I want to put my meat inside of you
👤︎ u/My_life_is_shit_rn
📅︎ Jan 15
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Damn, are you a grill?

Because you're hot and I wanna put my meat on you.
👤︎ u/hamsterradpilot
📅︎ Jan 15
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Hey girl I can't wait to see you at the BBQ.

Girl: what BBQ? Me: the 1 where I slap my meat on your grill.
👤︎ u/killabru
📅︎ Jan 07
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Damn girl are you a meat grinder?

Cause I wanna put a baby in you
👤︎ u/Bumbling-failure
📅︎ Feb 06
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If this bar is a meat market,

you must be the prime rib.
👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Feb 17
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Hey girl are you a Minecraft furnace

Because I wana put my meat in you
👤︎ u/zpus
📅︎ Nov 20
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(For skinny girls only) you look like you could use some meat,

Maybe I can give you mine?
👤︎ u/CrypticNobody
📅︎ Feb 01
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Hey girl, is it just me.

Or you have the only bun that perfectly fix this meat of my. (Idk if this ever used before)
👤︎ u/JaheeTheDan
📅︎ Dec 08
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Aren't you a meat mincer?

Because I would like to put my penis into you and turn you on...
👤︎ u/Jogys
📅︎ Sep 30
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Damn girl, are you hamburger helper?

Because I've been trying to find out what to do with this meat and you're giving me all kinds of ideas.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Nov 18
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Hey girl are you Arby's?

Cause I have the meat you are looking for
👤︎ u/CobaltEdge_
📅︎ Nov 06
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Heyy girl, are you a chicken puff?

....Coz you're so tasty💦 and I want to stuff you up with my meat
👤︎ u/Smartboi5000
📅︎ Nov 06
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Are your legs made of an Arby's burger

Because I want to eat the juicy meat flaps in the middle
👤︎ u/chnaxX
📅︎ Oct 27
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I might be a vegetarian,

but your meat is an exception!
👤︎ u/Yeet-From-The-Street
📅︎ Jul 16
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Damn girl, are you Gordon Ramsay?

Because you'll be screaming from my raw meat
👤︎ u/holyanis2
📅︎ Sep 25
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Are you spaghetti 🍝?

Cuz I want you to meat my balls 😂
👤︎ u/ImagineNate
📅︎ Sep 13
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Are you a double order of mutton?

Because it's nice two meat ewe
👤︎ u/TrollerPilotXIV
📅︎ Oct 21
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Hey girl are you a cannibal?

cuz id like you to taste my meat
👤︎ u/kabeersoni
📅︎ Sep 26
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Damn girl, are you cheese?

Because I want to put my meat in all your holes
👤︎ u/stinus06
📅︎ Sep 14
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you must be a minecraft dog

bc i wanna feed you my meat till u love me
👤︎ u/Yusuf_E123
📅︎ Sep 18
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Are you a vegetarian?

Cause I have a piece of meat you’ll make an exception for.
👤︎ u/glcknmrari
📅︎ Sep 11
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I hope you're not a vegetarian...

because I would love to put some meat in you!
👤︎ u/Treyway_
📅︎ Aug 18
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Hey girl you like tough meat?

Cuz I've been raising this cock just for you
👤︎ u/Radioactive2069
📅︎ Feb 23
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Girl I hope you’re not a vegetarian

Because I wanna feed you my meat
👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131
📅︎ Sep 04
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Are you salt and pepper?

Because your the seasoning I want on my meat.
👤︎ u/CheckMisan
📅︎ Jun 22
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Hey girl, are you a burger?

Because I wanna put my meat in your buns
👤︎ u/xXn00bslayerXx420
📅︎ May 19
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Heyy Girl, You Hungry?

Coz omelette you chow on this 10 pound meat
👤︎ u/lazereye323
📅︎ Jul 08
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Do you work in a steak restaurant?

Cause you would take great care of my meat.
👤︎ u/TheDarukTheGoron
📅︎ Jul 20
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Are you a Minecraft furnace?

'Cuz I wanna put my meat in you
👤︎ u/JayK92305
📅︎ Nov 10
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Are you a slider bun?

Cuz I'd like to put my meat inside you
👤︎ u/perplixed
📅︎ May 14
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are you a minecraft funace

because i wanna put my meat in you
👤︎ u/Memes10121
📅︎ Apr 25
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I wish you were Vegan

So we could go Beyond Meat
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ May 17
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Hey girl are you a furnace?

Cuz I want to put my meat inside of you
👤︎ u/venomsll
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey girl , are u an oven?

Coz my meat would like to feel the warmth inside u.
👤︎ u/saif5165
📅︎ Jan 08
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Hey girl, are you a garbage disposal?

Because I wanna stick my meat in you :)
👤︎ u/Diamoend
📅︎ Mar 06
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Do you like spaghetti?

Because you can meat my balls 8—>
👤︎ u/ericakate01
📅︎ Oct 22
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Wanna make some hamburgers?

I’ll put this meat between your cheeks... condiments come later.
👤︎ u/BlackHolesAreCoool
📅︎ Feb 20
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You coming to the BBQ?

Because I’m going to slap my meat on your grill.
👤︎ u/sneakygreedo
📅︎ Jan 22
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Hey girl, are you a furnace?

Cuz I wanna put me my meat in you.
👤︎ u/mufadank
📅︎ Aug 07
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Roses are red, my balls are blue

I love beating my meat to you
👤︎ u/datboisamu
📅︎ Apr 20
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hey girl, are you a fridge?

because i wanna stick my meat inside you
👤︎ u/Tbrouxk
📅︎ Jul 14
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Do you want to have a bbq?

Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..
👤︎ u/shelbs69
📅︎ Mar 27
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Girl are you Popeyes chicken sandwich?

Cause I’d like to put my meat between your buns
👤︎ u/Vi_iX
📅︎ Aug 22
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Hey baby, are you a sub?

‘Cause I bet you’d like my meat inside of you.
👤︎ u/rryan0
📅︎ Jun 09
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Are you going hunting ?

Because i got the right meat for you
👤︎ u/Betancourt017
📅︎ Jul 14
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Hey girl, are you a calzone?

Because I want to full you up with my meat.
👤︎ u/bye10
📅︎ Jun 25
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Hey baby, are you a barbeque

Because I want to slap my meat on your grill.
👤︎ u/thew_9
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey cutie, are you spaghetti?

Because I'd love for you to meat my balls
👤︎ u/lycanthrope6950
📅︎ Jan 23
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Are you going to the barbecue on friday?

The one where I put my meat on your grill.
👤︎ u/Satyrdayspecial
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey girl, are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on
👤︎ u/Paragon67
📅︎ Mar 24
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