Household Pick up lines

The best Household pick up lines

If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet

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👤︎ u/lapinkumbrella

📅︎ Dec 10

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You’re like a nicer dicer

You shouldn’t be missing in any household

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👤︎ u/carostrophy

📅︎ Oct 11

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