I'm Pick up lines

The best I'm pick up lines

You're depressed, I'm depressed

Can I suislide in your dms?
👤︎ u/MockJoke
📅︎ Jan 31
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I would say that I'm falling for you

But you already fell out of heaven for me
👤︎ u/nibbapusspuss420
📅︎ Jan 19
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I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

Will you take me out?
👤︎ u/Jmememan
📅︎ Dec 21
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My uncle says I'm a great kisser

You wanna see if he's right?
👤︎ u/SeriouslyPurple
📅︎ Feb 12
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Thank god I'm wearing gloves,

Cause you're too hot to handle
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 30
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I'm a programmer and u know what programmers are good with?

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line
👤︎ u/Chole_Kulchey
📅︎ Feb 06
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I'm in the mood for pizza,

A pizza you, that is!
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 13
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I'm jealous of your heart

Cuase it's pounding inside of you and I'm not
👤︎ u/final_victory
📅︎ Feb 15
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I'm gonna sue spotify

for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
👤︎ u/CheezGarlicNaan
📅︎ Nov 08
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I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Nov 15
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I like what I'm seeing

do you wanna make it happen?
👤︎ u/Hendokeshin1678
📅︎ Feb 07
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Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
👤︎ u/icefi1
📅︎ Jan 30
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I cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left.

Will you take me out?
👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher
📅︎ Jan 23
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i'm so sick of your face

always seeing it in my dreams
👤︎ u/moron88
📅︎ Jan 10
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Fuck me if I'm wrong...

But you want to fuck me, right?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 02
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I'm not a doctor but,

I can get rid of your vitamin D deficiency
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 11
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Roses are red but I'm not sure

Without you 60 minutes feel like an hour
👤︎ u/DumbA5h
📅︎ Dec 19
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I'm in the mood for a pizza...

A pizza you, that is!
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 14
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I'm not sure if I want to take you out

ℹ False information has been detected
👤︎ u/Ok-Collection-5134
📅︎ Jan 11
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It's not that I'm Horny all the time,

It's just that you're sexy all the time
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 21
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Damn, I'm no weatherman

But, you can expect a couple inches tonight
👤︎ u/Cheeezio
📅︎ Dec 07
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I'm declaring today a snow day.

Because there's snow day I can live without you.
👤︎ u/Eidalan
📅︎ Dec 04
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Hey girl, I'm a flight attendant.

Could I interest you in some salty nuts?
👤︎ u/dibmembrane
📅︎ Dec 28
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I'm honestly not good at math but

I can always give you the value you deserve. -Sum1 from TikTok
👤︎ u/hahahadukeeen
📅︎ Dec 27
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I'm 007. Fancy a shag?

Credit: Saw this in a YouTube video. Channel named toro productions.
👤︎ u/pypluto
📅︎ Jan 15
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Hey girl, I'm trying to solve the equation

U+V= 11, V can be 1 cause U sure are a 10.
👤︎ u/DumbA5h
📅︎ Nov 08
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Hello! my name's Lucy (Trashy name but I've grown to like it) I'm a 17 year old (F).

Hm, just wanted to say hi to everyone I'm new! :) But I just gotta say..if you are what you eat, then I'll be you by tomorrow ;)
👤︎ u/TesticularCanc3r
📅︎ Oct 25
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i'm not suicidal, but if you're the cliff,

i know i wouldn't hesitate to leap into the abyss.
👤︎ u/elixirxvi
📅︎ Dec 15
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I'm mad that google didn't tell me

That you were the best place to eat out
👤︎ u/da_pro_guy
📅︎ Jun 17
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I'm not into watching Sunsets,

But I'd love to see you go down.
👤︎ u/NotAmrit
📅︎ Dec 03
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I'm not a system developer...

But I'd love to work on your back end.
👤︎ u/syzygylym
📅︎ Dec 11
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