Jean Pick up lines

The best Jean pick up lines

If you gotta jump to put on Jeans

Call me
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 18
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AYYE girl you got some cute jeans,

And when I mean jeans, I mean genes, those beautifully combined chromosomes
👤︎ u/wolf_smh
📅︎ Jun 06
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Are you an old pair of jeans?

Coz im trying to get inside you
👤︎ u/triple_scoop97
📅︎ Mar 20
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mirror mirror on the wall

jean claude van *damn you* are fine!
👤︎ u/vj_hates_t_series_
📅︎ Dec 01
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Are those Guess jeans?

'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em
👤︎ u/SomeOutlandishness0
📅︎ Oct 24
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Are the tectonic plates in your pants?

Cause them jeans gave me an assquake
👤︎ u/Toowiz
📅︎ Nov 20
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Are your jeans from outer space?

Because that ass is out of this world!
👤︎ u/4End2ThisDay0
📅︎ Oct 31
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Those jeans look great on you...

but they'd look better on my descendants.
👤︎ u/einsidler
📅︎ Apr 19
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If I were an enzyme...

I'd be DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your jeans
👤︎ u/DiancieLatios1
📅︎ May 29
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Just call me DNA Helicase baby...

'Cause I'm about to unzip those jeans.
👤︎ u/RustyWood86
📅︎ May 29
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Just call me DNA helicase baby...

Cause I'm about to unzip those jeans
👤︎ u/RustyWood86
📅︎ Apr 25
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Are pants usually given as family heirlooms?

Because I want to pass down your jeans.
👤︎ u/Knight499
📅︎ May 15
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