Toward Pick up lines

Meet me in the Shrieking Shack and I'll show you the difference between a Hufflepuff and a HufflefucksYourBrainsOut

Babe, girls die to sit on it

Imagine what i can do with two!

Because I am lost in you.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

Because I can't stop putting my everesting love towards you.

1. Are you sure this is not platform 9 and three quarters coz i can see us heading towards something magical 2. I don't know is HOGWARTS is real or not but magic is i have seen it in you 3. Did youu just used stupefy on me as i am stunned just by looking at you 4. Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you

You are so thin and smart, yet you pull me towards yourself like a dense black hole.

Out of two nickels *fingers the nickels*.... You're a dime *pushes the dime toward them*

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?

Because when I was walking towards you just now I could totally see myself coming in your ass.

...but it would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2.

Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s2...