Kind Pick up lines

So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.

Can I smash you instead?

when I saw you all I saw was us

Cuz I want affection

Her: Lilies, why? Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy

on the pH scale because you're kind of basic.

Mine is a pizza your ass

Cause I got your name but I forgot our date Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap

Acute angle. :)

Because you are kind of ugly but got all that good fat inside you.

Are you a redstone torch because you activate my sticky piston

Sorry, I’m a little sick right now. I caught them feels for you.

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :) Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

Long or Short Rides? 😜😍😘💖

12 years old and mixed up with coke. Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

Cuz I wanna pork

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside

Just get on all four.

Long or short rides?

Because I've been trying to find out what to do with this meat and you're giving me all kinds of ideas.

and you're drop dead gorgeous so we're a perfect match.

and I'm gonna be an option for you

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

I could sing my ABC's to you A because you're Attractive B because you're beautiful C because you're confident E because you're exciting G because you're great H because you're hot I because you're intelligent J because you're just perfect K because you're kind L because you're lovely M because I miss u when gone N because you're nice O because you're outstanding P because you're particular Q because you're a Queen R because you're ravishing S because you're stellar T because you're terrific U because you're unique V because you're vivacious W because you're wonderful X because you're xenodochial Y because you're yummy Z because you're zestful Punchline when they see there is no D or F is I can give you the D later because you're so F**kable.

I'm more of an IMAX and climax kind of guy.

I think it's girlfriend material...

I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it. What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?

If ud be born a fruit, what kind of fruit whould you be and why? /i/ idk a mango maybe, cuz Im really sweet on the inside/i/ Ok cool I like mangos /I/ what fruit would you be?/i/ I'd be a passion fruit. Do you know why? /I/ oh I know! Is it because ur really passionate on the inside?/i/ No it's because my balls are filled with a lot of seed!

If you were Donald Trump, what kind of pickup lines would you use on girls?

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

This works too well.

M-Did your donkey fell in sugar? F- No M- then what about that sweet ass😎😂

My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.

GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.

there is always something exciting you can pull out of my belt

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

there is always something exciting you can pull out of my belt

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘

Because you're the right kind of fat

‘cause it’s the good kind of fat.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

You seem kind of bitter, but I’m sure you’d be sweeter with a little cream.

“Yes.” - That makes sense cause you seem like the type of girl who would give their heart away. “No.” - that’s crazy cause I can see you being the kind of girl who’d give their heart away.

Hi, I'm a fan of **Todd Valentine** and some RSD guys (**Max**, **Julien**, **Tyler**) and that Super Seducer guy. They give a good speech about general pick-up. But I've kind of heard enough theories from these guys. I want to learn some actual "lines" that could be so effective, seemingly not forced in nowadays pick-up scenes. That being said, lines should not be so cheesy, should be modernized ones that are able to bring chick's guard down. Any suggestions for youtube channels that specially deal with these practical "lines"? Please refrain from saying "Just go along with the situation." The thing is, English is my 2nd language. I have limits to come up with situational, flexible lines. So with that in mind Please help

"No/kind of/why? "Oh, because you've (definitely?) got my interest"

What did the coffee say to the latte? Hey, you're kind of hot! (And you can either choose out of these 2 or follow up with this next one) What did the latte say back to the coffee? (Thanks!) I like you a latte

A guy on tinder said to me: "Would you like a cheesy, dirty, or generic compliment pick up line?" I want something really good to say back to him - some kind of roast. Thanks in advance, your friendly neighborhood Tinderella.

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: • Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? • Excuse me, I think it's time we met. • So, do you know any good pick-up lines? • Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? • How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? • You look like you could use some company. • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? • You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try — say, on a bet — but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains — and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.

"I'm gonna name your ass avocado, cause it's the good kind of fat"

The first pick up line is well known but yeah. I wouldn't use funny pick up lines when first meeting someone but only when you're already close and just wanna flirt. 1. Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cuz damn girl you're special. (Kind of a touchy one depending on the person) 2. Hey do you like to eat magnets? No why? Cuz I'm pretty attracted to you. 3. Do you have any peanuts in your purse? No. How about a date? 4. Hey girl are you my appendix because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Lol

Because you're kind of pretty. *Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy* ^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of: > Are you a ***your suggestion***?