King Pick up lines

The best King pick up lines

Hey baby they call me the Ice King

U wanna be my snow blower?
👤︎ u/OOF2101
📅︎ Jan 06
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Are you a Stephen King novel?

Because you thick as hell and scare the shit out of me
👤︎ u/madqubit
📅︎ Nov 13
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Baby, just call me John King...

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.
👤︎ u/chexmp
📅︎ Nov 05
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Hey girl, are you Burger King?

Cuz I won’t stop coming.
👤︎ u/tusharsayshue
📅︎ Oct 26
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Just call me Burger King

Because my pants are the home of a whopper
👤︎ u/Sorenta
📅︎ Oct 03
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You'll be McDonald's and I'll be Burger King

I'll do it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
👤︎ u/aristot_e
📅︎ Aug 15
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Damn this must be the movie Cars and you must be Strip "The King" Weathers and I must be Chick Hicks cuz I wanna ram you in the ass

Someone really used this on me
👤︎ u/cronki1212
📅︎ May 29
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Hey girl, are you a royal shark?

Because I can't stop fin-king about you.
👤︎ u/Kortekksu
📅︎ Nov 08
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I wish I was Burger King cuz then I’d have an excuse to make you my queen

Note: Idk why I put the Burger King instead of King maybe it just sounds more realistic and plus it can be used to extend the pickup line
👤︎ u/BrokenLlama68
📅︎ Feb 03
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Hey girl r u burger king

Because with me you can have it your way
👤︎ u/jalisco220
📅︎ Feb 05
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Why did King Solomon have 700 wives?

Because he never met you
👤︎ u/spamusubae
📅︎ Aug 25
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I don’t know a single thing about poker

But I could be the king of your heart
👤︎ u/gocommitreversebirth
📅︎ Jul 27
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Did you go to the sea recently ?

You are hotter than the deep sea king
👤︎ u/Justakingbeing
📅︎ Jul 13
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Anybody ever told you that you’re kind of like an exam?

Cause I got your name but I forgot our date Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap
👤︎ u/i-Crysis-i
📅︎ Feb 05
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When we’re married we’re going to open up a restaurant.

A Vietnamese restaurant. Together, we’re going to start pho king.
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Mar 03
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Everyone calls me a king

Because a king is a ruler and a ruler is 12 inches
👤︎ u/Robinti99
📅︎ Aug 11
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Have you heard the legend of the sword and the stone?

Well not even King Arthur can get my sword out of your stone.
👤︎ u/JHNHYWRD
📅︎ Aug 18
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Because you are just too f**king hot
👤︎ u/ShakespearOnIce
📅︎ Dec 11
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Let’s get food later.

I feel like Burger King, you can have McDonald’s. I’m gonna have it my way and you’ll be *bah du bah ba bah* Lovin’ It.
👤︎ u/Thatsoccerdrummer
📅︎ Jun 15
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Multiple Pickup lines

1. We're Going to be like Burger King and McDonalds, I'll be having it my way, and you'll be loving it. 2. Did you just smile, or did the sun come up. 3. Do you believe at love at first sight, or should I walk in again (If you mess it up just go vvvvv) 3.5 I'm sorry, you're so pretty you make me nervous..... Yeah, I'm a lonely person....
👤︎ u/RagMan4291
📅︎ Oct 01
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