Kiss Pick up lines

The best Kiss pick up lines

Did you know kissing burns 6 calories

Let’s go work out 😏
👤︎ u/Lucadotdotdot
📅︎ Jan 10
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Of kissing was the language of love,

Then I'd love to have a conversation with you sometime.
👤︎ u/LewiClancy
📅︎ Feb 08
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They say guys who choke girls while kissing them go to heaven.

Wanna be my ticket to heaven?
👤︎ u/M01n786
📅︎ Feb 02
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Can u lend me some kisses and hugs?

I'll return them with 100% interest.
👤︎ u/smlov
📅︎ Jan 04
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Did you know kissing burns up to 26cals/minute?

Wanna work out with me sometime?..
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Jan 18
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If kisses were snowflakes

I'd send you a blizzard
👤︎ u/Starkidd7
📅︎ Dec 10
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My lips forgot what a kiss feels like

Do you think you could remind me?
👤︎ u/DeadLead300
📅︎ Sep 01
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I heard kissing is the language of love so...

Do you wanna start a conversation?
👤︎ u/jrod317
📅︎ Aug 03
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Hey girl, would you like an Australian kiss?

It's like French kissing, but down under.
👤︎ u/Kotyan_Khan
📅︎ Oct 14
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I was told there’s a myth that if something stings you, to kiss it to get rid of the sting

I got stung on my lips
👤︎ u/pew-die-pie2
📅︎ Nov 14
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Roses are red, I'll give you a kiss

While you sleep, in peaceful bliss
👤︎ u/Jordan-J-Star
📅︎ Aug 16
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Can I give you a kiss?

If you don’t like it, you can return it
👤︎ u/GENGIWEEB
📅︎ Jun 14
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Have you heard of an Australian kiss?

It's like a french kiss, but down under.
👤︎ u/Dizy_Dino
📅︎ Aug 20
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Oh shit you all owe me a kiss 😘

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
👤︎ u/starboyval
📅︎ Jun 08
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A kiss can make your day

But anal can make your hole weak.
👤︎ u/sckt1tties
📅︎ May 05
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Have you ever heard of an Australian kiss?

It's the same as a french kiss, but down under.
👤︎ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
📅︎ Dec 28
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Hershey's make thousands of kisses daily.

But I only crave for yours
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ Jun 19
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Have you ever heard of an Aussie kiss?

It’s the same as a French one but down under😉
👤︎ u/Suuuky
📅︎ Feb 18
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Girl, are you from Europe?

Because I'm HUNGARY for your love. I want to CZECH you out, FRENCH kiss you, and go down on your genITALYa.
👤︎ u/dibmembrane
📅︎ Dec 20
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Kissing burns 2 calories a minute

We should workout sometime 😘
👤︎ u/i-want-more-sleep
📅︎ Nov 13
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Kiss me if I'm wrong but....

You're cuter right?
👤︎ u/Nikothegoddess
📅︎ Dec 25
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Kiss me if I am wrong

Dinosaurs still exist right ?
👤︎ u/ehmWell
📅︎ Sep 27
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I'll Give you a Kiss 😘😘

If You don't Like it, you can Return it.......!! 💋
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 19
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If a water drop was a kiss,

I would send you a tsunami.
👤︎ u/gsaulitis
📅︎ Mar 30
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I wanna kiss your lips.......

.......And work my way up to your belly button
👤︎ u/King-Azrael
📅︎ Jan 03
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7.594 billion lips on the planet

And all I can think about is kissing yours
👤︎ u/gleeencoco
📅︎ Jul 07
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Did you know that the study of kissing is called 'Philematology'?

Wanna study?
👤︎ u/King-Azrael
📅︎ Jan 03
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Kiss me if i'm wrong,

But the sun sets in the east right?
👤︎ u/kxhh_xh
📅︎ Sep 25
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Hey girl, if philematology is the science of kissing..

Can we study at your place?
👤︎ u/Pineapplebombjustu
📅︎ Nov 29
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I hope you stub your toe today

So I can kiss it 😘
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Dec 16
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First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips...

then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
👤︎ u/TheJKMan
📅︎ Sep 15
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Do you want to give me an Australian kiss?

Its like French kissing but you go down under.
👤︎ u/SomeOutlandishness0
📅︎ Oct 24
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The science of kissing is called philematology.

Wanna study?
👤︎ u/HUDZUM
📅︎ Nov 22
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Aha 😳 w-what if w-we kissed 😶, what if we kissed under the cameltoe ?😳😍😶

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👤︎ u/MegaBigFun
📅︎ Dec 26
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I'd love be to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips.😘

And the ones on your face.
👤︎ u/lowkeyogee
📅︎ Apr 25
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When i fell for you, i hurt my lip.

wanna kiss it better?
👤︎ u/Extra-Airline-7144
📅︎ Nov 13
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Are your lips an envelope?

Because I want to seal them with a kiss
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Sep 27
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Hey girl, see my friend over there? He asked me...

... to ask you if you would like to kiss me?
👤︎ u/moahmrn
📅︎ Oct 21
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I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye

Cause it got to be a SIN to look this good
👤︎ u/smashm21
📅︎ Mar 24
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Hey does your mouth hurt?

Cause I can kiss it better
👤︎ u/3vanescence
📅︎ Aug 29
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consider me suicidal...

consider me suicidal because I'd rather kiss you than die
👤︎ u/Theiromia
📅︎ Sep 14
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in France, they don't call kissing with tongue "French kissing", they call it "galocher"

which translates literally to "you and me tonight?"
👤︎ u/brybry-mack
📅︎ Feb 23
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If you kissed the Blarney Stone...

...the rock would be the lucky one.
👤︎ u/York_Phoenix
📅︎ Feb 12
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It worked with the one

Can I dive in those eyes As it feels I'll kiss you, might As the day turn into night I feel I will win you one day One day I might
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ May 31
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Roses are red, I'm insecure.

Give me a kiss, that is the perfect cure
👤︎ u/sid_bb
📅︎ May 23
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Lets have a staring contest, the looser has to give the other a kiss.

This one worked 3 times for me.
👤︎ u/AokIjIi
📅︎ Dec 06
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I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?

I find you a peeling.
👤︎ u/ShyCricket
📅︎ Sep 13
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Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman: make an audible shrug) *" i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"*
👤︎ u/sg1ooo
📅︎ Mar 13
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I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar
👤︎ u/SmackEh
📅︎ Jul 21
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Roses are red, ocean is blue...

If you kiss this face then I'll kiss yours too - Day 110
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 25
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Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and Chill...

But my mood says disney and kiss me - Day 95
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 10
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Anti: Hey girl I heard a kiss can make your whole day, but ...

anal can make your hole weak
👤︎ u/smalldickfuckboy
📅︎ Sep 05
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I wouldn't mind being a thief

To steal a kiss from you
👤︎ u/Inhypx
📅︎ Dec 26
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One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you. \- Day 98
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 13
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I have a bad memory...

and I forgot how to kiss, can you teach me?
👤︎ u/Captcha_8
📅︎ Feb 24
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I really wanna keep your luscious lips

Oh and the ones on your face too Edit: kiss
👤︎ u/savetheplanet656
📅︎ Dec 02
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I need a pickpuline for my girlfriend that's kinda that's sexy but also not too much

Something with kissing?
👤︎ u/thekingjoris
📅︎ Jan 07
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Hey are you a white supremacist?

Cause I wanna k-k-kiss you Please note, works best if you have a speech impediment Also note DOES NOT work if you don't have a speech impediment and THEY DO
👤︎ u/daniel_evans18
📅︎ Sep 11
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Hey girl are you a teacher?

Cuz I wanna kiss your ass
👤︎ u/_majoroof_
📅︎ Sep 20
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Hey girl, are you my boss when I'm trying to get a raise?

Cause I'd kiss your ass
👤︎ u/GimmeChigginTendies
📅︎ Aug 21
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If you were mistletoe

I’d be kissing under you.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Nov 27
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Do you see that guy over there?

He told me to ask you if you want to kiss me
👤︎ u/zarrilli
📅︎ May 17
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Every second with you is torture

Every second I look at you I can't kiss you and every second I kiss you I can't look at you.
👤︎ u/RobustUnicorn
📅︎ Dec 09
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
👤︎ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
📅︎ May 17
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? Beyoncé said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
👤︎ u/Jesse_Allen3
📅︎ Nov 03
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