The 6 Best Guaranteed Pickuplines

Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

Guaranteed to get you slapped

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👤︎ u/bladthelad

📅︎ Sep 20

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This one works 100% of the time, guaranteed with the right supplies.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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👤︎ u/Envisionaries

📅︎ Apr 04

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Damn girl are you a bottle of Heinz?

Because your insides are guaranteed to taste good

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👤︎ u/alstrameria

📅︎ Jul 04

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If I ever had pancakes, can you be my honey to sweeten up my day?

or maple syrup which can be guaranteed :))

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👤︎ u/just_adhenz

📅︎ Jul 14

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Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom

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👤︎ u/jetblacksaint

📅︎ May 25

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee.

guaranteed to work on any country guy.

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👤︎ u/Slav_Vapor

📅︎ Apr 18

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Guaranteed Pick up lines

The best Guaranteed pick up lines

Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

This one works 100% of the time, guaranteed with the right supplies.

Damn girl are you a bottle of Heinz?

If I ever had pancakes, can you be my honey to sweeten up my day?

Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

Are you from Tennessee? Because I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee.

Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

This one works 100% of the time, guaranteed with the right supplies.

Damn girl are you a bottle of Heinz?

If I ever had pancakes, can you be my honey to sweeten up my day?

Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

Are you from Tennessee? Because I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee.

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