Any Pick up lines

The best Any pick up lines

Sorry I didnโ€™t get you any chocolates for valentines day

But if you want something sweet,Iโ€™m right here
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crackit_boi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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Any chance you have an extra heart?

Mine's been stolen.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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Do you know if there is any police around?

Because I'm trying to steal your heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Aurosonic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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By any chance are you a face mask?

Because I want you to sit on my face Or Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gandhis-left-sandall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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You get any hotter...

And I'll have to blow on you before I put you in my mouth.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/needleknight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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Hey girl, do you know any good bakeries around?

Because I've been looking for a cutie pie like you :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Viciousvitt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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Do you have any irish in you?

Would yo like some?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ImaDeadMeme4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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Do you know if there are any cops around?

*Cause Iโ€™m about to steal your heart.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Is there any Chance you're Dumbledore??

Cause you do look like a Head-master to me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NotAmrit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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I donโ€™t have any pumpkins this year

Wanna be mine?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shenron-the-DragonZ
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Hey girl, I donโ€™t see any Pokรฉmon around...

but I caught some feelings for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thecasperboy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23
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A girl told me she loves me (friendly way) instead of saying"i love u too" i send an uno revers card

Have u got any cool ways instead of saying i love help i need ur help
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/R-mama
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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Damn girl, are you in any special needs classes?

Cause that ass๐Ÿ‘ is retarded
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dis_fad_bidge
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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Hey Girl, are you my phone by any chance?

Cause, damn girl even my dad wants to check you out once a day
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasteruwu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

Cause that ass is calling me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kids_tabl3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 21
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Anyone got any good gif ideas or openers?

Any ideas for gifs to use in openers, something thatโ€™s worked for u or just any good suggestions. Thanks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Luke_Mudufi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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I got this one from my English teacher

โ€œSo you like stuffโ€ It really opens up any conversation
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/my-lifeisa-microwave
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HistorysWitness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Are you a bowl of aรงaรญ (or any food yโ€™all havenโ€™t tried yet)?

Because I... 1. Never had you before 2. Be willing to try you 3. Bet you taste delicious
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Disabled_Doggo27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 27
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Yesterday i was drinking tea and it reminded me of you, because it was hot af

Can work with any other hot drink of your liking
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/madhur20
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/itratjameel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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Something to use on your ex

I have an exam tomorrow, any cheating tips
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/not_alyelloy10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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Are your parents by any chance the World of Warcraft?

Then where did they get such bad graphics?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JustAnotherOneFella
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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The future after graduating uni is even darker! Do you think so?

I just feel so hopeless, lost because i couldnt get graduate jobs. Any advises please!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tramnguyen98
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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This one is if you waited a time after you matched

If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now (Worked for me) Note: it's translated from dutch, so it might not be the best
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/exciim
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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aye girl are u a banana

cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :) Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:) Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrinkBleach69420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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Do you know if there are any police around?

'Cause I'm about to steal your heart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/araitisaname
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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Does algebra run in your family?

Cause I can't think of any other explanation for those beautiful curves.๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theHumanZimvo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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do you have a spare wheel in your car?

... cause I wanna put one in your trunk. this one's good because you can use it on any gender ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lilboxcutter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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My magic watch says that you donโ€™t have on any underwear.

(She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/justapenguin9724
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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Hey do you like mattresses by any chance?

Because I think we should try and break one together tonight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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Any pickup lines with the name Shanaz

Puns or rhymes?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rxtr99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Website for text messages

Hey guys. I know this ainโ€™t no pick up line but is there any websites where we can read how a conversation is going between 2 people? Not just the pick up lines but including the guy asking the girl out and stuff? Thanks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chamhamha
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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Are you the reaction between methane and oxygen?

Because you can combust deez nuts any day โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿคช
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ratticus69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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I like my women like I like my dick

Without getting in physical contact with any other dick
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shubhiboy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29
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Know any pickup lines starting with duck?

I'm reaching out to a girl that I found on a dating app. She's given the code word (duck) to be put in so she understands the context as she isn't active on the dating app.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MichealLong
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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You are a great friend...

Any chance you come with benifits?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Send666Nudes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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Hey girl did you swallow any magnets?

Because i feel attracted to you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mackle05
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 22
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Hey girl, are you my passion?

Because I want to follow you, even though it is not gonna help me make any money.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ahmetq
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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Do you have any [insert nationality of yours here] in you?

No? Would you like some?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/An4kin_S4ndwalker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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Do you have any raisins?

Well how about a date? ( if she says no)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/qwertypad1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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Does anyone know any DND pickup lines?

I have a guy Iโ€™m dating that Iโ€™m trying to impress, and we both love Dungeons And Dragons. Does anyone have any good pickup lines that could help me? Nothing too dirty please!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FaceplantDiva
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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Do you have any superpowers?

Because mine is breathing through my ears.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/podolot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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Are you free tonight?

Because I don't have any money
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HairyCockonut
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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Do you have any bit of britain in you?

Girl: No. Me a brit: Well would you like some?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Redblackberry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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Any suggestions for weed related pickup lines?

For the sake of conversation letโ€™s assume Iโ€™m of legal age in a country or state where recreational marijuana use is legal.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AlanTheCow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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I have a special watch thatโ€™s telling me youโ€™re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bugbee22
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08
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anyone have any movie theater related ones?

already used the โ€œthey dont allow outside snacksโ€ one and im seein a movie with someone im tryna use a new one
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petegaveglia
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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Are you doing any fireworks tonight? (4th of July special)

Whatever they answer. If they answer no your response is "I know why you aren't because I already see them in your eyes" If they answer yes = "well don't go overboard "I already see them in your eyes "
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chewbaccajr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 05
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Do you know of any museums around here?

I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WulfTyger
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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Excuse me maโ€™am, but do you happen to have any sulfur, plutonium, and yttrium?

because i need some PuSY
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blinkyblinky420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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Are you good with computers by any chance?

Because Iโ€™ve been having this log in problem... I forgot my password and every time I click hint it just says โ€œ*Personโ€™s* phone numberโ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bhladczuk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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Youโ€™re like a nicer dicer

You shouldnโ€™t be missing in any household
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/carostrophy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 11
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Any pickup lines with the name Julia?

Iโ€™m stuck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cloudlyandcloudy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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Are you a Union Army General?

Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DatBishKate
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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My magic watch says that u are not wearing any underwear

*a moment of silence* Oh you are. It must be ten min fast.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/parquinnien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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Comeback for "You look like trash, can I take you out?"

Any good ideas?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Riveras_4u
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 26
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Do you have any raisins?

No? How about a date?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Donald_Trump_Himself
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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Are you free tonight?

Because I donโ€™t have any money.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/supernerd13
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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Do you have any Asian in you?

Want some? *Iโ€™m Asian
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jonpow805
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 02
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Any youtube channels that focus soley on "lines"?

Hi, I'm a fan of **Todd Valentine** and some RSD guys (**Max**, **Julien**, **Tyler**) and that Super Seducer guy. They give a good speech about general pick-up. But I've kind of heard enough theories from these guys. I want to learn some actual "lines" that could be so effective, seemingly not forced in nowadays pick-up scenes. That being said, lines should not be so cheesy, should be modernized ones that are able to bring chick's guard down. Any suggestions for youtube channels that specially deal with these practical "lines"? Please refrain from saying "Just go along with the situation." The thing is, English is my 2nd language. I have limits to come up with situational, flexible lines. So with that in mind Please help
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bsbnsc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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Any ideas involving the word Ultrasound?

Got a girl whose studying sonography
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/enderdestiny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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Quick i need any pickup line

I'm sliding into a girls dms
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-ButterStick-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 09
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Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/slightly-simian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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I'm not sure if I don't have any other kinds of snot ............

and I'm gonna be an option for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shabs15
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 24
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Hello, I am looking for someone cute

Have you, by any chance, seen yourself in the mirror today?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ay230698
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08
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