Stock Pick up lines

The best Stock pick up lines

You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.
👤︎ u/balonlon
📅︎ Jan 29
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Damn girl are you GME stock?

Because I wanna take you to the moon then dump you there.
👤︎ u/Tomorrow-Deep
📅︎ Feb 04
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I’ll give u stock if you

let me inject some cock
👤︎ u/oatmealyuMMM
📅︎ Jan 30
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Let's go on a date themed after the WSB stocks

We can catch a movie at AMC, swing by Gamestop, and then get Naked
👤︎ u/Printedinusa
📅︎ Jan 31
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Are you my investment in stock market ?

Cause you sure know how to go down.
👤︎ u/kissmyass420
📅︎ Dec 30
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Do you live in a corn stock?

Because I want to stock you
👤︎ u/LordOfTheNord7
📅︎ Nov 05
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Girl are you the stock market?

'Cause I'd jump out a window if anything bad happened to you
👤︎ u/regularMASON
📅︎ Nov 08
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Are you on the stock market?

Cause I'd love to buy that stonk. Cause I could she you crashing at my place Cause I'd like you to go down on me
👤︎ u/UntimelyStoppage
📅︎ Sep 11
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Are you the stock market?

I can see you crashing At my place
👤︎ u/sudheernaidu53
📅︎ Jul 19
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I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍♂️
👤︎ u/solm42168
📅︎ Mar 17
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If you were the stock market

Could you crash on me ;}
👤︎ u/hingadingadurgen23
📅︎ Mar 26
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LEGO Are you a 1x2 fast cause I wanna stock to you and never come off

All those LEGO fans
👤︎ u/myst_caustic
📅︎ Jan 19
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I forgot my Christmas stockings.

Can I hang some fresh ones from you?
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Dec 26
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For those stock market girls (really bad)

You make me feel like the DOW J, cause I’m down.
👤︎ u/Reddragon2157
📅︎ Jun 18
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Are you a corn field?

Cause I'm stocking you.
👤︎ u/LonlyPonzerz
📅︎ Jun 17
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