Laws Pick up lines

The best Laws pick up lines

Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

Cause I wanna put some kids in you

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👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight

📅︎ Jun 28

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Hey girl, are you traffic laws?

Cause I wanna violate you.

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👤︎ u/Loxodon_Monk

📅︎ Sep 26

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Are you a Kugelblitz?

Because you're so hot you literally break the laws of physics.

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👤︎ u/WizardTheNerd

📅︎ Sep 16

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