Let Pick up lines

Roses are red, The sky is very blue. who do i love the most? That would be you

First we'll get hammered and then I'll nail you.

A because you’re awesome B because you’re beautiful C because you’re confident And I’ll give you this D because you deserve it

I'll trade you my nuts and whipped cream for your cherry

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

I know a G-spot to eat

We can catch a movie at AMC, swing by Gamestop, and then get Naked

oh nevermind, it's just you

Wow my first rewards

And you can go down on me later

You be my lamp I’ll be the moth

lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work

For the freakier pickup lines users 😉😉

It's stands for you

Let’s go work out 😏

By not appreciating the natural beauty that he gave you.

The earth itself would stand up, and the order of the planets in the solar system would change. Your looks are definately dangerous girl.

I'll be yours and you'll be mine

Let me take you back to my place and fix that.

Because I want things to get heavy.

I'm gonna have you for dinner tonight.

First we get hammered, then I nail you.

not a repost, just delete the other one because of a typo

I'll guarantee that I'll take your breath away and leave you in bed for days.

Then let me be Indiana Jones and raid you

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.

Because they always let you come first

Let's go watch one man one jar

Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)

Let's see if i can finish you in four

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"

cause let’s make one with my head and your thighs

1. My DNA 2. Your DNA Let’s kill 2 birds with one stone

I’ll give you an A cause you’re awesome, a B because you’re beautiful, a C because you’re confident, and I’ll give you this D cause you deserve it.

Believe me boys, this works.

Can I try you on instead?

Who do I call?

Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I’ll give you an A cuz your Awsome I’ll give you a B because your beautiful Ill give you a C cuz your confident And ill give you my D because you Deserve it

Let me help keep them apart

let me inject some cock

They won’t let you bring your own snack!

First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you

Because you should let me climb on top of that OLYMPUSsy

I'll give you an A, because you're awesome. Ill give you a B because you're beautiful. I'll give you a C because you're confident. And I'll give you this d, because you deserve it.

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of y’all use it let me know how it works for you!

"U and I" Exactly so let's make things happen

I would hate to give you diabetes!

Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day” Trust me guys, it worked. Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(

Always works

Today’s word of the day is your legs so let’s go back to my house and spread the word.

And snuggle:))

Cos i cant let go of u Hope its not already used?

Just so you'll let me know you don't have open sores, while I promise to take it slow...

Let me nail you against a wall.

Because I’d let you cum inside my capitol building.

Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date - Day 219