Unit Pick up lines

The best Unit pick up lines

Are you from the United Arab Emirates?

Because I would like dubai you a drink ;)
👤︎ u/AdamskiiJ
📅︎ Nov 24
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Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together 😉
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jul 04
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Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away 😘
👤︎ u/Big_End2630
📅︎ Aug 27
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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

Cause your curves are anything but flat.
👤︎ u/CranberryKidney
📅︎ Mar 17
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Did you just get off a United flight...

‘Cause I’d beat that.
👤︎ u/xMeowser
📅︎ Oct 26
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Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally
👤︎ u/PrinceDunce
📅︎ Jan 26
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Are you on a United flight?

Because I'd hit that
👤︎ u/The_73MPL4R
📅︎ Apr 14
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Thought of this one after seeing Star Wars last week

Ayy gurl, that BB8 unit in the movie may have been cool and all, but I like you more because you're my BB10.
👤︎ u/ROTCnaziBandgeek
📅︎ Dec 27
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