Nerdy Pick up lines

The best Nerdy pick up lines

Some pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy

Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a pokemon, I would choose you.
👤︎ u/bruv-its-1g
📅︎ Jun 13
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(Nerdy) dang girl are you a sinusoidal plot?

because your curve goes on forever
📅︎ Jan 03
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Post your nerdy pickup lines here

I'll start: you're like the Higgs Boson, without, the Universe wouldn't matter
👤︎ u/Zxorac
📅︎ Nov 18
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Clever / nerdy pick-up lines, Go!

I might have drunkenly confessed my feelings to a friend and now to get over it I plan to just be a cheesy cheese ball.
📅︎ Mar 22
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
📅︎ Dec 20
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