Her: But thereβs 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: Oh, how could I forget U R A Q T.
Her: Wait, thatβs only 25 letters!?
Me: Excuse me, but you can get that D later.
"All I'm missing is 'U'!"
If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice...
"Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"
'Cause I think I can call you bae.
Explanation: In spanish, B is pronounced like "bae."
Not sure if this is original, just thought of it in Spanish today.
Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet.
Her: How so?
Me: I'm saving U R A Q T for you.
Her: Doesn't that make it 21 letters left?
Me: I'm also saving the D for you.