Thor Pick up lines

The best Thor pick up lines

I’m not Thor, but I can be your ass guardian.

Let me protecc that booty

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👤︎ u/allout_atl

📅︎ May 09

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Damn girl, are you Thor's sister?

Cause you've got a Hela of a body

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👤︎ u/LimeGreenIndustries

📅︎ May 15

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Are you the nordic god Freyja?

Cause I’m Thor and i’ll Ragnarök you

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👤︎ u/agalazstudio

📅︎ Nov 02

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