Located Pick up lines

The best Located pick up lines

Hey girl, do you have an externally-located scrotum?

Because your body is really hot

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👤︎ u/Burger-Turtle

📅︎ May 27

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Hey girl, are you located between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?

Because that ass is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me

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👤︎ u/DoubleNegative5

📅︎ Jan 29

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Are u located in area 51

Cause I'm tryna clap yo cheeks

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👤︎ u/HesitantResin

📅︎ Jul 25

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