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Rose are red quarantine is shitty ( italian lovers only)

La sola cosa che mi fa contento sono le tue tette al vento. ( FREE translation of: the only thing thatbmakes me happy is a pic of your titty.
📅︎ Apr 24
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Do you know why accountants make the best lovers?

Cause we're skilled at double entry
👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Feb 25
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Are you a simile? Because I like your as

For all you English lovers
📅︎ May 04
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