Making Pick up lines

The best Making pick up lines

Hey I think you’re making my asthma act up...

Because you’re absolutely breathtaking!!!
👤︎ u/Isaiah_The_Native
📅︎ Nov 08
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I thought corona was making me crazy

But then i saw you
👤︎ u/oldtimesun
📅︎ Nov 08
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Two truths and a lie:

1. You’re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. I’m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Dec 12
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Jan 18
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Damn gurl, you’re making my floppy disk

Into a hard drive
👤︎ u/unhollyconfessions
📅︎ Jul 15
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Are you an water bender

Are you a water bender because your making me wet
👤︎ u/fuckaduck009
📅︎ Jan 16
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Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there 😉
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 29
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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable,

Please take them off.
👤︎ u/Alyoshi1
📅︎ May 15
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Hey baby your clothes are making me uncomfortable...

Can you take them off for me?
👤︎ u/JbGamez04
📅︎ May 17
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Are you the opposite over hypotenuse?

Because you’re making me want to sin.
👤︎ u/MACH1NE_99
📅︎ Jan 23
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Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Jan 02
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aye girl are u a banana

cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :) Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:) Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)
👤︎ u/DrinkBleach69420
📅︎ Sep 22
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