Live Pick up lines

Nobody excepts the SPANISH LOVE INQUISITION

Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Because I bet you're used to all the stares by now.

Because I want to stock you

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.

Cause you’re a cutiepie?

Because there's snow day I can live without you.

Isn't it Cutie street?

Because I want you to take me home.

And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!

Because I can't tell the difference between you two

Because you’re a work of art

Let me taste yours for a change 😏

Cuz I've been looking for you everywhere.

Cause I've got a government mandate for you to shelter-in-my-place for a few weeks.

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

Because I miss having you around

So I can be with you in every step of your life.

Gotta make our last moments worthwhile, take off you're clothes and get in the bed 🤪 - Day 41

Cuz, sure, your not the best but I can't live without you.

But forever would be fine if it’s with you

First post on reddit!

Because I wanna grow old with you. . .

Wanna handle my package?

Cause you really ain’t much

so i can be there every step of the way (this pick up line just seems so fetishy to me so what do you guys think)

So i can be with you every step of the way

Cause you look like a snack.

Because you’re hot.

Cause mermaid for each other.

i would love to live in Alabama

Because you light up the lives of everyone around you.

I’ve been looking for you since my last breakup.

Hey are you able to provide first aid? because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.

Cause you you sure know hoe to raise a cock

Cuz u be lookin like a S N A C C

well i can’t live without water

I want to live, because of you (is this done before? I dont know)

Cuz I need u to live

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.

Cuz you give me a wheel to live... ;)

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Do u wanna be my motivation to live?

Because in the current situation of the world..I cant live without you

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

'Cuz I don't think I can live without you.

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.