Live Pick up lines

The best Live pick up lines

Do you live in moors here's a letter

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frisguy1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Do you live on a farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/insert_ausernamehere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Girl, you must live on the top floor of a brownstone

Because I bet you're used to all the stares by now.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Do you live in a corn stock?

Because I want to stock you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordOfTheNord7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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If this was the last 45 minutes of our lives, we'd probably do something crazy like go have sex now huh?

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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I want to be your tear drop

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Do you live at the bakery?

Cause you’re a cutiepie?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notpersonal101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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I'm declaring today a snow day.

Because there's snow day I can live without you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eidalan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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I think I know where you live

Isn't it Cutie street?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Hey girl, do you live in West Virginia...

Because I want you to take me home.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheDarukTheGoron
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...

And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TFF_Torquejack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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You and your sister are like live and live...

Because I can't tell the difference between you two
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zapyman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Do you live at a museum?

Because you’re a work of art
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notpersonal101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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You know we spend our entire lives tasting our own saliva?

Let me taste yours for a change 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeettheoof
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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Are you my will to live?

Cuz I've been looking for you everywhere.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pictureit17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Do you live in San Francisco?

Cause I've got a government mandate for you to shelter-in-my-place for a few weeks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tim_lord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vegas_Vanna
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The1andonly00
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Are you my will to live?

Because I miss having you around
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Im_Just_Offering
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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I wanna live in your socks,

So I can be with you in every step of your life.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kxhh_xh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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World's going extinct, let's live like today's the end...

Gotta make our last moments worthwhile, take off you're clothes and get in the bed πŸ€ͺ - Day 41
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Are you my mental health?

Cuz, sure, your not the best but I can't live without you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_MyChemicalTrench_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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No one wants to live forever,

But forever would be fine if it’s with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RiceCookersAreEpic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Do you live in a vending machine? Because you are a snack

First post on reddit!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snokvogelniest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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I don't wanna live forever young.

Because I wanna grow old with you. . .
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tittyminator_Zilla
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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I heard you deliver parcels for a living

Wanna handle my package?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ummsuree
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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hey girl are you my will to live?

Cause you really ain’t much
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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i wanna live in your socks

so i can be there every step of the way (this pick up line just seems so fetishy to me so what do you guys think)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XenoParadox581
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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I wanna live in your socks

So i can be with you every step of the way
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JokerThyPlug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Do you live in a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aaru21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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Hey girl, are you a live wire.

Because you’re hot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/warmLuke0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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Do you live in the sea?

Cause mermaid for each other.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/riverscandie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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if you were my sister

i would love to live in Alabama
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/easportshelp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Boy/Girl are you the Hiroshima bomb?

Because you light up the lives of everyone around you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/enslavvedopinnon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Girl you’re like my will to live..

I’ve been looking for you since my last breakup.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CasualChris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Pickup on fb, tinder, ig, etc

Hey are you able to provide first aid? because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jedy2200
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Do you live in a chicken farm

Cause you you sure know hoe to raise a cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Neblara
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Hey gurl, do you live in a fridge?

Cuz u be lookin like a S N A C C
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Amphibious-Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Did you know that your body is 70% water?

well i can’t live without water
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fwaggetnugget
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I want to live, because of you (is this done before? I dont know)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Babybase6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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I thunk I might be a parasite...

Cuz I need u to live
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGarlic_Gladiator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tapatioman19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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Are you a wheelchair?

Cuz you give me a wheel to live... ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyolmedo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey sense we all gonna die of corona time

Do u wanna be my motivation to live?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGarlic_Gladiator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Are you antiseptic (dettol)

Because in the current situation of the world..I cant live without you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/malvinzyo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheShadowMonrch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Hey girl, are you foodstamps?

'Cuz I don't think I can live without you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drish_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dogkindrepresent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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