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Damn girl are you a lawyer

Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial
👤︎ u/TheTriforceEagle
📅︎ Sep 15
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They say don’t judge a book by its cover. It’s what’s inside that counts.

Well I’d like to find out first hand
👤︎ u/jmahler0514
📅︎ Mar 27
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She wanted my D, so I whipped out my finest graphing calculator.

It's what's on the inside that counts.
👤︎ u/Leboy2Point0
📅︎ Sep 13
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002
👤︎ u/elliottinscho
📅︎ Apr 15
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I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better. I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it
👤︎ u/Roundsquah
📅︎ Nov 17
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