Counts Pick up lines

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Damn girl are you a lawyer

Because Iโ€™ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheTriforceEagle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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They say donโ€™t judge a book by its cover. Itโ€™s whatโ€™s inside that counts.

Well Iโ€™d like to find out first hand
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jmahler0514
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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She wanted my D, so I whipped out my finest graphing calculator.

It's what's on the inside that counts.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Leboy2Point0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Iโ€™m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/elliottinscho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15
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I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better. I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Roundsquah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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