Master Pick up lines

The best Master pick up lines

It is a lesser known fact that I trained on Raftel for 100 years to master this talk no jutsu

Only to make you fall for me
👤︎ u/infinity540
📅︎ Feb 07
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Are you a Jedi Master?

Because Yoda-mn fine!
📅︎ Oct 09
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Are you looking for someone like me who has a Master's in Interior Design?

Because I've been told, I'm the best at rearranging guts
📅︎ Aug 09
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You must be a master thief...

You stole my heart with just a glance
📅︎ Apr 18
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Do you need your car fixed?

Because I'm a pick up master
📅︎ Aug 19
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Is there any Chance you're Dumbledore??

Cause you do look like a Head-master to me.
👤︎ u/NotAmrit
📅︎ Nov 23
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I have a black belt in eating pussy

Im a Tongue Fu Master
📅︎ Sep 10
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Hey Girl are you Metallica?

coz it seems like you have mastered my puppet
👤︎ u/broaderson
📅︎ Jan 09
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Can I call you Dumbledore?

Because you look like a head-master 😎
👤︎ u/be4stdoc91
📅︎ Oct 18
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Girl, call me Master Splinter...

...cause you're gonna be rubbing my wood!
📅︎ Aug 07
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Girl is your father Picasso?

Because you look like a master piece
📅︎ Jun 17
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Want to play Dungeons and Dragons?

You can be the dungeon master, and I can explore your dungeon.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Jan 07
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What do I say after hello?

I was told that the best pick up line in a simple "hello", but if it were that simple this sub would not exist. My guess is that "hello" is the most advanced pick up line ever, and that it's so hard r/pickuplines was turned into a place where people ask for the easy stuff that doesn't work because they couldn't master the "hello". Teach me how to master the "hello". I don't want to be a normie anymore! What do I say after hello? Tldr - What do I say after hello?
📅︎ Jul 01
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Aye gurl, are you Dumbledore?

Cause you look like a Head Master
👤︎ u/XXFISHER1XX
📅︎ Apr 12
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