Recommending Pick up lines

The best Recommending pick up lines

Doctors are recommending you stay inside.

Lucky for us, you can't spell quarantine without U and I.
📅︎ Mar 13
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im filing a complaint to Google maps

for not recommending you for the best place to eat out
📅︎ Jul 23
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Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

No? Well, how 'bout a root? Edit to add this is the worst (and therefore funniest) pick up line I have ever heard, not me recommending it.
👤︎ u/1bigredbug
📅︎ Dec 13
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