Onto Pick up lines

The best Onto pick up lines

Damn girl are you a brick?

Because I want you to be dropped from a ww1 plane onto my face
👤︎ u/Eatbreaddocrime
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

because you light up the way my dark world... ...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!
👤︎ u/PixelPenguinArtist
📅︎ Sep 14
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*Throws self onto the ground next to the girl*

Oh hi.... didn't see you there. Oh wait... yes i did. You're the girl of my dreams ;)
👤︎ u/skladrum
📅︎ May 07
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Ayeee gurl, are you community college?

Because I'd do you for 2 years before moving onto something better
👤︎ u/writtennote
📅︎ Aug 01
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