Moses Pick up lines

The best Moses pick up lines

You can call me Moses...

Because I can split your Red Sea.
👤︎ u/Visual_Kaleidoscope
📅︎ Mar 05
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I'm Moses and your legs are the Red Sea

I'm gonna be spreading them today
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jul 07
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Are you on your period?

Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.
👤︎ u/XeroMMR
📅︎ Dec 10
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Damn girl, is your ass the red Sea?

Because I'm feeling like Moses.
👤︎ u/tabunD
📅︎ Jan 29
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