Mattress Pick up lines

The best Mattress pick up lines

Hey do you like mattresses by any chance?

Because I think we should try and break one together tonight

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👤︎ u/Professor_Voodoo

📅︎ Jun 03

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What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

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👤︎ u/jimcraigthehopper

📅︎ Jun 03

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