Taxes Pick up lines

The best Taxes pick up lines

Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
👤︎ u/FartonUrCaKe
📅︎ Dec 27
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Hey girl I brew my own beer, file my own taxes, make my own porn

Threw some words together, should I try this on someone?
👤︎ u/pypluto
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey are you my taxes?

Cause I gotta do you before April 15th.
👤︎ u/FineSlim1
📅︎ Mar 10
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Three things are certain in life.

Death, taxes, and my love for you.
👤︎ u/SpiciestSprite
📅︎ Apr 16
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