Illegal Pick up lines

The best Illegal pick up lines

It's a shame cannibalism is illegal

Cause you're a snacc
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/normalreddituser3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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If being in love is illegal...

will you be my partner in crime πŸ₯°πŸ˜Œ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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If being in love is illegal?

Will you be my partner in crime?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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do you want to do something illegal

then you can do me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/laudmonster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Have you been arrested before?

Because it's illegal to look that damn beautiful.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stat1c69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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Somebody call the cops!

It's illegal to look that hot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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You look like you could use some drugs.....

Buttttttt they are illegal. So let's go with me instead"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Victor_Von_Doom_New
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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Somebody call the POLICE...

Cause it must be illegal to be this Fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smashm21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Are you a disabled parking bay?

Because I want to use you illegally
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JohnnyTheCow1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Hey girl, are you a minor?

"Cause I wanna do something illegal to you".
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotYourBoiBitch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18
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Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrinceDunce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Do you get arrested often?

because It’s got to be illegal to be looking that good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nicht-deutsch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smokyjoe123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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