Disgust Pick up lines

The best Disgust pick up lines

Hey girl are you an avocado?

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside
👤︎ u/danielrp00
📅︎ Nov 02
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Damn girl, are you a banana Laffy Taffy

Because you are fucking disgusting.
👤︎ u/TheWeebKid69
📅︎ Aug 25
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Hey girl are you my report card?

Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you.
👤︎ u/PrincipalBlackman
📅︎ Jan 14
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How to respond to this type of shit test?

This girl from Bulgaria obviously just shit-tested me. Our conversation has been getting stale so I gave it a fresh boost; I asked her the following question and this was her response. This is obviously a shit-test. How should I properly respond to this? **Me**: Have you been on a date recently? **Bulgarian Chick**: I don't have time for a date. Also the boys in my country are really disgusting. I can't just say, "all mens are, deep down" Please help
👤︎ u/bsbnsc
📅︎ Apr 28
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Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*) When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!? Note: switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory Usage: 1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away 2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result 3) ???
👤︎ u/NothingButFish
📅︎ Sep 06
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