Knock Pick up lines

The best Knock pick up lines

Hey girl, r u knocked?

Cause I'd like to pick u up. ;)
👤︎ u/-Unxsh-
📅︎ Feb 14
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Bombay. Bombay who?

You the Bomb-bae.
👤︎ u/sidneo29
📅︎ Nov 21
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knock knock... who's there?...baby yoda....baby Yoda who?

baby yoda only one for me 🥴🥰
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Aug 26
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Knock knock, who’s there? Honeydew.

Honeydew who? Honey do you know how fine you look tonight?
👤︎ u/queenettt
📅︎ Aug 02
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If you were a door, would you let me knock you up

Jessica why did you leave me r/whoosh
👤︎ u/violent_llama0
📅︎ Mar 10
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Maybe this sounds weird but you look like a punching bag

Cause id love to knock you up
👤︎ u/vix_nu
📅︎ Dec 20
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I'll knock on your door with a broom

Ready to sweep you of your feet
👤︎ u/bigdaddymaki
📅︎ Oct 12
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Are u knocking on my door?

Cuz u can cum inside
👤︎ u/Lil-Grampz
📅︎ Oct 09
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the beautiful ladies house. Knock knock. Who’s there? The chicken.
👤︎ u/Marvel1sbetterthandc
📅︎ Aug 16
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Do you like boxing?🥊

Because you’re a knock out ;)
👤︎ u/TheMemeGod13
📅︎ Jul 23
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Hypothetically, If you was a door

Can I knock you up?
👤︎ u/coolcodin
📅︎ Oct 28
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Are you anti-abortion?

Because I'm uncle abortion. How about I knock you up, and we get rid of the damn thing?
👤︎ u/Born-Mind
📅︎ May 30
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Girl if you were a foot

I’d knock your socks off
👤︎ u/NYRion7
📅︎ May 10
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Hey girl, I hope you like breakfast

Because I’d love to knock the gravy outta your biscuit with my sausage
👤︎ u/lilwoodzey2013
📅︎ May 24
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Have you heard the one about sex while camping?

I’d rather knock down a couple trees with you and after, build a shelter like naked and afraid except baby I want you to **actually be afraid**
👤︎ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
📅︎ Jul 03
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Hope this hasn't been posted on here yet

Knock knock Who's there? Baby Yoda Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me
👤︎ u/iammaxGROOT
📅︎ Jan 16
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Are you anti-abortion? Because I'm Uncle Abortion.

How about I knock you up, and we get rid of the damn thing?
👤︎ u/BlandQuirkyCzech
📅︎ May 12
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Hey gurl are you a MMA fighter?

Because the sight of your beauty just knocked me the fuck out!
👤︎ u/face-spunk
📅︎ Feb 07
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Are you superstitious?

Cuz I want you to knock on my wood!
👤︎ u/Donald_Trump_Himself
📅︎ Aug 18
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I'm not so proud of this one

Let's play dentist... First I'll knock you out then I'll fill your cavities
👤︎ u/crislombardo
📅︎ Oct 08
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