Memory Pick up lines

The best Memory pick up lines

I have a bad memory...

and I forgot how to kiss, can you teach me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captcha_8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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Hey baby, are you Google Chrome?

Because you use all of my memory
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElephantInHerend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Hey girl, are you an old sad memory ?

Coz I can't get you out of my head.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TNT0008
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Do you want some memory?

Because you’re about to get RAMmed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StrikeTeamForLife
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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When I was born I had two choices. One was to have a perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis.

Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chanandler_Bong7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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hey girl, are you GOOGLE CHROME ?

cuz you occupying way much memory in my head....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dipesh_does_things
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mpascall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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How would you like to come back to my place and...

grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IDZro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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