Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.
I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead.
Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard.
My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends.
Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me.
Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you.
Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.