Monday Pick up lines

The best Monday pick up lines

Hey girl were you born on Monday?

Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Sep 07
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This is one for a girl I'm asking out on Monday.

I heard you like Calculus, and icecream goes great with pi; 3.14159, wanna go out some time?
👤︎ u/InnerHuman628
📅︎ Sep 26
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*1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl
👤︎ u/_ohtheplacesyoullgo_
📅︎ Sep 26
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