Mouth Pick up lines

do you wanna taste the rainbow?

Because i cant get you out of my head

Cause I can kiss it better

Why waste it on talking?

Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth

Just kidding but I like your smile

How bout you fitness dick in your mouth

can i taste yours?

Why waste it on talking?

Because I want you to sit on my face Or Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose

Can I come?

Because i want to get you LIT and stick your butt in my mouth

cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth

And I'll have to blow on you before I put you in my mouth.

Because when u will put my bulb in your mouth, you’ll never get it out

Because I want to bust a nut in your mouth.

Because I want you in my mouth ;)

Because I can take you on an emotional journey with my mouth and fingers, and I ignore red flags

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.

Cause i really want to put you in my mouth.

Cuz I wanna put my mouth all over you pre-COVID\*

I should probably get rid of you but now that I'm drunk I'ma put you in my mouth again

Because I want to put you in my mouth

Because I wanna shit in your mouth and watch you swallow it.

Because I wanna put your butt in my mouth.

Because 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth.

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

You're an all star so that mouth imma smash

Because you're toxic as hell but I still want you in my mouth.

Cuz you're way too hot but I still wanna put you in my mouth.

Because I wanna bust in your mouth

Cauae it's hot and I wanna put it in my mouth - Day 112

Because I want to put it in my mouth every morning and night

Cause I wanna put my gun in your mouth - Day 116

Cause you're the first thing I want in my mouth when I wake up 💦👻 - Day 17

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar

cover your mouth when you sneeze

How about you fitness dick in your mouth

Because I want to put your bar and nuts into my mouth

You can keep going with “could you give me some mouth to mouth”

Cause i love to get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.

Because you’re smoking hot and i want your butt in my mouth.

Cuz I wanna put ur butt in my mouth 🥰

Cause I've got something hot right here you're going to love putting in your mouth

I'd like to use your mouth as a toilet.

Because I want to put my mouth on yours before I put my hands on your chest

Why don't we try fitness dick in your mouth.

Cause you've got "insane mouth feel" written all over you.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

Cause I really want your white stuff in my mouth

because i’m trynna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.

Because I'd like to make you lit, and put your butt in my mouth.

Because I wanna put my kids in your mouth.

Cause I want to get you lit and stick your butt in my mouth

Because I want to get you lit and stick your butt in my mouth.

Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare

Because I want to get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.

Because I'm tryna get you lit and stick your butt in my mouth. Never worked, but damn it's clever

I'd put my dick in your godamn mouth 🤪😂

You won’t die when I bust in your mouth

Because I’m dirty, have no filter and I’m full of minerals and vitamins that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.

But that's the second best thing about your mouth.

Just smile at me and I’ll open my mouth and let em out :)

Cuz you melt in my mouth, not in my hand.