Screen Pick up lines

The best Screen pick up lines

Are you a PS2 startup screen?

Because i love watching you get turned on 😳
👤︎ u/_Starrk175
📅︎ Feb 17
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For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise” “Sure” *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number 😉
👤︎ u/GSubmissions
📅︎ Apr 28
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I Asked Santa for a Special Someone for Christmas.

He said “I can’t give you what you already have, look at ur screen saver.”
👤︎ u/RimStk
📅︎ Dec 20
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Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)
👤︎ u/B4DB1TB0J4CK
📅︎ Dec 15
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hey bb wanna play house?

you can be the screen door, and ill *slam* you all night long
👤︎ u/FamiliarBreakfast
📅︎ Jan 04
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Wanna Come Over and Watch Porn......

On my 4K flat screen mirror ;) I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here
👤︎ u/Wrex757
📅︎ Aug 13
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Hey girl, you wanna play house?

you can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.
👤︎ u/fuzzy_fizgig
📅︎ Apr 10
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Want to watch some porn?

On my big screen mirror?
👤︎ u/brandonttech
📅︎ Sep 24
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