Neither Pick up lines

The best Neither pick up lines

Hey girl are you Moon?

Cause when I feel like talking, neither one of you replies.
👤︎ u/Insanevampire
📅︎ Jan 11
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Are you a female chicken?

Cause I’d love to tie the knot and make a hentai with you. (Get it? Cause female chicken is a hen and tying a knot? Ya me neither.)
👤︎ u/stardew520
📅︎ Jan 21
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You: Do you like math?

Person: No. You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
👤︎ u/armadillo552
📅︎ May 16
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Do you believe in telepathy?

Me neither. So lets start talking
👤︎ u/hitendra55
📅︎ Aug 26
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One ply? Two ply?....

Neither. The only thing I'm looking for is your re-ply
👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Mar 29
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Have you seen a stallion?

Me neither. But I can give you a ride.
👤︎ u/MadTadBit
📅︎ Jan 04
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Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you. p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though
👤︎ u/arielhicks__
📅︎ Oct 03
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I and Genghis Khan have one thing in common.

Neither of us can conquer your heart.
👤︎ u/thenottoserious
📅︎ May 18
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