Houston Pick up lines

The best Houston pick up lines

Wanna role play? I’ll be Tropical Storm Beta and you can be Houston

Cause you’ll be wet when I come

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👤︎ u/cozyozzy

📅︎ Sep 23

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Are you the trash can in the Houston Astros’ dugout?

Cause I wanna bang you

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👤︎ u/Aperio43

📅︎ Jun 04

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