Houston Pick up lines

The best Houston pick up lines

Wanna role play? I’ll be Tropical Storm Beta and you can be Houston

Cause you’ll be wet when I come
👤︎ u/cozyozzy
📅︎ Sep 23
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Are you the trash can in the Houston Astros’ dugout?

Cause I wanna bang you
👤︎ u/Aperio43
📅︎ Jun 04
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