Non- Pick up lines

The best Non- pick up lines

My feelings for you are like postage stamps.

They’re Forever* * (For non-U.S. redditors) Forever is a line of stamps offered by the U.S. Postal Service.
👤︎ u/nostalgiahunter_
📅︎ Dec 25
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I have way too many of these

Hey girl/guy/non-binary/appache-attack-helicopter, are you a Picasso painting? because your very unique.
👤︎ u/GiraffeGuru993
📅︎ Jan 05
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They call me a non-newtonian fluid

Because the harder you slap me the harder I get
👤︎ u/cdwr
📅︎ Dec 06
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Are you sold out at the grocery store?

Because you're a non-perishable item
👤︎ u/TheKongrider
📅︎ Mar 17
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Is that a fermata on your hand?

Because I want to hold it. (Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note)
👤︎ u/iggyvolz
📅︎ Oct 27
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Need one for a girl named Elizabeth

Non-sexual one please. Show me your talents guys.
👤︎ u/kevinnnluo
📅︎ Oct 31
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