Centre Pick up lines

The best Centre pick up lines

Hey girl, are you the centre of the earth?

I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/GamEnthusiast
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 24
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Are you potentially the centre of the universe?

Because Iā€™m feeling a Great Attraction to you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Dharkon-is-bae
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 10
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/celloninja7
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 08
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