Nothing Pick up lines

The best Nothing pick up lines

I’m gonna call you nothing

Because that’s what makes me happy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrisxCrisis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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If nothing lasts forever,

will you be my nothing?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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β€œI’m bored. I have nothing to do”

Pick up lines come off best when you have good build ups. When she/he says something like this, build up for your climax like: β€œYeah, since you are done with work why don’t you work on some hobbies” β€œ...” after she/he says anything β€œYou know you’re also always welcome to do me”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ecolocomoco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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If nothing last forever

Will you be my nothingπŸ–€πŸ–€
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/805karansaini
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Is your favorite color nothing?

Because I am sure that would look amazing on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XSlayerZX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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They say nothing last forever...

Would you be my nothing then?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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baby you and I ain't nothing but mammals,

so do it like they do it on the discovery channel.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i_mm_luv_mm_pizza_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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Do you know the song β€œNothing Else Matters” by Metallica?

Because that’s how i feel about you only works if they know the song
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sadd0Catt0
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26
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If nothing lasts forever

Can I be nothing to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Miles_5280
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Nothing last forever.

Will you be my nothing?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jonathandsnos027
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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Is your name "nothing"?

cuz I wanna do you all day long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/puny5sh3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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They say nothing lasts forever

Wanna be my nothing?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GENGIWEEB
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Can I call you my sin(Ο€) πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ?

Cos you mean Nothing to me πŸ™ƒ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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Damn girl old McDonald has NOTHING on you

you sure know how to raise a cock.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/__Gynotarian__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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People are terrified, nothing seems fine.

I worry about you, how's your quarantine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hopelessTed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Government has everything closed, there's nothing left to do...

Mind if I instead do you? - Day 72
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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so i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger β€œwe’re in high school nothing freaky”

any tips ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lowkeyferg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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I heard nothing last for ever

Will you be my nothing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oreo0928
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Girls name is Georgia and i kinda got a little bit of nothing.

Help...(please)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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They say nothing lasts forever...

Hi, I'm Nothing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/50F100P
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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You look nothing like my handwriting

But you do look like my type
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/inverted2pi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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"The answer: Nothing."

"What is 'what we will be wearing tonight'?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Since nothing lasts forever...

Will you be my nothing?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chooboto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever. Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now. I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/accidental_escapist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Hey,know something special today?

Nothing special,you're the one that's special.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boboshake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Hey man, are you the covid19?

Because I’m seeing nothing flat about those curves -_-
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coldbrewdreamerrrr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Icebergs be melting fast

But it's nothing compared to how u make my heart melt
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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You belong in my wallet

Because there's nothing but 10's in there
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tokkule
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlfieHenderson26
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/celloninja7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Well, I may not be good at dancing but....

complete this pickup line. a chick i've been chatting with likes to dance and goes to classes for the same. i want it to be a little flirty and clever but nothing comes to mind
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FallenKenny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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I searched this subreddit, and there is nothing for the name Danica!

Give me your best, or worst haha.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ct_on_rd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🀫
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

There is nothing in this world, more prettier than you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rodriguez0319
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Hey! There is something on your face 🧐

Nothing! just beautiful eyes 😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Does anyone know any DND pickup lines?

I have a guy I’m dating that I’m trying to impress, and we both love Dungeons And Dragons. Does anyone have any good pickup lines that could help me? Nothing too dirty please!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FaceplantDiva
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Wanna spend a couple years of your life with me?

nothing lasts forever. let’s make the best of it!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/QuietSource
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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The one my great grandfather used.

Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mariomaster518
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Hey! There is something on your face

She : what?? You : nothing, just pretty eyes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TotallyEpicAlphaMale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Are you the integration of 2x^2/5?

Because I tried everything but nothing could substitute for U.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Senpai-Thuc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Hey, are you priceless?

Cuz nothing can ever replace you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MtxJosh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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Girl are you my reddit account ?

Cuz there is nothing else in this world that i love more then you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/King-of-strats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Are you my Therapist?

Because I want to see you every week, cry to you, and spend lots on you for Absolutely nothing in return
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlterXade10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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You: Would you rather eat 100 pounds of bricks or a matter baby?

Someone: What's a matter baby? You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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Help! Pick up line for a girl named Melody

This really cute girl and i matched on tinder and her name is melody. She said she likes cheesy pick up lines and i can’t think of one but i want to use her name in it. PG y’all, nothing sexual
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andypanhandle
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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You're the nucleus to my atom

With out you I'm relatively nothing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ruthless_Magix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like. \*fingerguns*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pokemaster131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Your best pickup lines!

Rule: nothing cringey!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pploy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Zipline related pickup lines.

In a couple of weeks, I'm taking my love interest to do one of my favourite things: Ziplining. I'm a pretty unique and quirky person, so I thought "What better time to ask him out than while zooming through the skies?" So after brainstorming for a few days, I've come up with nothing. Help me, reddit!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scepz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Are you a plain bagel

Because I like you with nothing on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TeenTony1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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I've tried a lot of drugs in my life.

Nothing had me coming back like that smile.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FalkorIsADog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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Are you a plain donut?

Because I'd like you with nothing on!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xNeron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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