Numbers Pick up lines

The best Numbers pick up lines

Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..

Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didn’t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)
👤︎ u/matt_kann
📅︎ Jan 16
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I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers.

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
👤︎ u/Its_Tobi7
📅︎ Aug 27
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I always struggle with numbers

Maybe yours might help
👤︎ u/flyingwindows
📅︎ Dec 02
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Two truths and a lie:

1. You’re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. I’m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Dec 12
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So uh, I have this fascination with numbers

Specifically one's with 10 digits. Do you think I could have yours?
👤︎ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
📅︎ Aug 09
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I’m writing a book and need your help…

It’s a phonebook and your numbers missing
👤︎ u/walkc01
📅︎ Jan 08
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Hey Girl looks like we lost our Numbers

Can we get yours Girl: NO! Me: GET IN THE FUCKING TRUNK BITCH!
👤︎ u/HMMWatsDat
📅︎ Apr 06
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He: Hey, are you good with numbers?

She: Yes He: Then you can note mine. She: No He: Okay.... then we'll study just two numbers today 69 and 420.
👤︎ u/ReddIt__xxt
📅︎ Sep 17
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Are you real? Because I've only seen a girl like you in my imagination.

Just made this up. Sent as a response to a prompt on OkC where she talked about how she likes math. It's a play on real and imaginary numbers. ;) Keep your head high, bois
👤︎ u/phantomBlurrr
📅︎ Oct 04
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My calculator can solve hella numbers, but it needs your help to solve yours

Sorry if it's not that good
👤︎ u/GeneralPopotopulus
📅︎ Aug 10
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