Only you Pick up lines

The best Only you pick up lines

Roses are red, mangoes are yellow.

7 billion people, but only you make me feel so mellow.
📅︎ Nov 04
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Hey girl are you anonymous

'cause only you mean the real world to me.
👤︎ u/ErjonM49
📅︎ Jun 01
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Damn Girl, are you a Diamond Pickaxe?

Cuz I'm an obsidian block and only you could get me off.
👤︎ u/Lanurus
📅︎ Oct 14
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
👤︎ u/Deathsmith8
📅︎ Apr 21
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