Organ Pick up lines

The best Organ pick up lines

DAMN GIRL ARE YOU AN ORGAN HARVESTER

BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY HEART AWAY
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/send_me_booty_pics__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Hey girl are you a organ harvestor/serial killer?

Cause i think you got my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Hey girl, are you an organ harvester?

Because you stole my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zineDsdrawkcaB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

Because I want to give my heart to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nahcekimcm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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I'm no organ donor, but...

I'd love to give you my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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Are you an organic artifact with carbon-14 molecules?

β€˜Cause I’d like to date you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sigurdthecrusader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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I'm not an organ donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IOvendad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Are you an organ donor?

β€œYes.” - That makes sense cause you seem like the type of girl who would give their heart away. β€œNo.” - that’s crazy cause I can see you being the kind of girl who’d give their heart away.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dwreck9311
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Im not an organ donor but....

I can give you my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RengarPaul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

because you light up the way my dark world... ...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PixelPenguinArtist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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What's better than Rose's on a piano?

Tulips on an organ 😜
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gfarbs7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Are you a roller coaster?

Cuz your making my organs go up and down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redblackberry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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I am like organic milk

Because I last longer and I am better for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whatastupidpunt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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