Squeeze Pick up lines

The best Squeeze pick up lines

Are you a hedge fund worker?

Because I would love to give you a short squeeze.
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Jan 29
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Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?

Because id want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes ;)
📅︎ Dec 01
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I like my women like I like my grapes

Insides squeezed into a bottle and freshly born
📅︎ Aug 25
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Girl you like a door handle...

I'd like to give you a squeeze and force myself inside.
👤︎ u/Maltitol
📅︎ Sep 14
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