Zero Pick up lines

The best Zero pick up lines

Hey girl, are you also a zero?

Because we cannot multiply. (It only works for cis Lesbians)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/YouHamburgledMyHeart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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My love for you is like dividing by zero

*It cannot be defined*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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You divide me by zero,

...because you make me think irrationally.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/N_Komaeda
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 29
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Pick up line that is somehow Zero related?

Pick up line that is somehow Zero related?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SexyZero
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Are you from Tennessee?

Because youโ€™re the one zero I see
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ty949
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentineโ€™s Day so her fiancรฉ is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, sheโ€™s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and Iโ€™m so excited that they asked me to participate. For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but Iโ€™m open to suggestions! I have zero game.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thatknifegirl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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