Solar Pick up lines

The best Solar pick up lines

How many planets are in a solar system?

Her: 8 Him: 7 after i destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/someonefinaly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Why would I need to know about the solar system?

My whole world revolves around you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Hey girl, I think there should only be 7 planets in our solar system.

Cause I want to destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerrariaIdeasMaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Hey girl, are you a solar eclipse?

Because I want to stare directly at you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Br3adsmak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Are you the solar system?

Because I want to visit Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iseekformeeseek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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I'd like to do Astronomy

And look at the brightest star in the solar system. You :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cheeezio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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I must be the solar system

Because I need Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gongonegonzo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Hey you know there’s 8 planets in our solar system

Well there’s gonna be 7 when I destroy ur anus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thefashionfrog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Let me tell you smth, If I asked everyone who thinks you are beatiful to stand up

The earth itself would stand up, and the order of the planets in the solar system would change. Your looks are definately dangerous girl.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RAON2812
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Anyone got any pickup lines related to solar panels?

I've been trying to think of one since I installed some solar panels but i'm drawing a blank
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slayeraa223
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Hotness next only to sun.

Hey girl ! What if i tell you that if the sun were to suddenly disappear, you'd be the hottest entity in the solar system.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/im_yadwinder
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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