Moon Pick up lines

The best Moon pick up lines

Hey girl are you Moon?

Cause when I feel like talking, neither one of you replies.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Insanevampire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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I can talk to the moon all night.

It can tell me about the sun and I will tell him about you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/waah_modiji_wah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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On our first date I will take you to the moon, spin you around the equator and tap on that lunar surface.

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Himi1896
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Hey girl, do you love the moon?

Her: yes Me: never imagined you being this narcissistic.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2T4J
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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Damn girl are you GME stock?

Because I wanna take you to the moon then dump you there.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Are you the sunlit moon?

Because you really brighten my evening
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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According to research, the moon has less gravity than earth

But I'd still fall for you there
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dasmehn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Did you go to the moon?

Cause I can see us stage our honeymoon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/androidy77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Are you the gravity between the earth and moon?

Because you give me a bulge
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MtxJosh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Are you the dark side of the moon?

Because I want to show you my wizard of oz and see what parts match up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Swine_Commander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Want to come over to my...

Place and howl at the moon? Hop on. (Real life and he was on moped)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weedrabbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Hey hey hey baby, if I was a werewolf I’d be howling. 😳 Cause that ass a full moon. 🌚 Awooooo! 🐺

I came up with this and if you take credit for it I’ll cry.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SolidReddit1337
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Searched for moon's address

Girl it sent your location.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sai69meme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Baby you can be the Earth and I’ll be your Moon.

Because no matter how far we’re apart, I always gravitate to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shiro_SoFrosty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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I'm not a hot stud and I don't have a six-pack...

What I do have is a big heart, that'll love you to the moon and back βœ¨πŸ’“ - Day 30
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Hey girl, are you NASA's Apollo mission?

Because I'll love you to the moon and back
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaymas2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Keep your windows open

Cuz I wanna see full moon tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordofSaberra
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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