Teste Pick up lines

The best Teste pick up lines

I've to admit that I've tested positive for Co-

Constantly thinking about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dometic_violins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Tested positive for co...

.. nstantly thinking about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ScarletFrost88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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I have tested positive for

Being the best thing that'll happen to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman: make an audible shrug) *" i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sg1ooo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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How to respond to this type of shit test?

This girl from Bulgaria obviously just shit-tested me. Our conversation has been getting stale so I gave it a fresh boost; I asked her the following question and this was her response. This is obviously a shit-test. How should I properly respond to this? **Me**: Have you been on a date recently? **Bulgarian Chick**: I don't have time for a date. Also the boys in my country are really disgusting. I can't just say, "all mens are, deep down" Please help
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. β€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND β€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: β€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little β€œWhat is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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What is 999,999,999 + 1?

The amount of ways I Wana make you smile. (Tested twice great response on both)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goon_c137
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Have you heard of the new corona symptom

Its where a woman is irresistibly cute and guys cant help but fall for her and well… u might wanna get tested cus 😍😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killerbot212121
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mscfounders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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