Piece Pick up lines

The best Piece pick up lines

(hand unsuspecting victim a piece of paper)

On the note "ticket" Say. "Here's a one ticket to pound town, where I'm the mayor"
👤︎ u/holyydiver32
📅︎ Sep 24
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Hey, I may be a piece of garbage,

But you can still take me out
👤︎ u/CorruptedForge
📅︎ Oct 26
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Are you a piece of cooked spinach?

Because whenever I touch you, my gag reflex kicks in.
👤︎ u/RustySlime
📅︎ Nov 02
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Are the last piece to my Jigsaw puzzle?

Cause I'm incomplete without you
👤︎ u/skrapy999
📅︎ Oct 15
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You’re a piece of shit

But I have a poop fetish
👤︎ u/yeet66
📅︎ Sep 24
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are you the list piece of lego?

because you complete my lego heart set
👤︎ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
📅︎ Aug 26
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house >>Check back tomorrow for r/pickuplines’ daily repost post. The same shit, different day!
👤︎ u/DailyRepostPost
📅︎ Nov 21
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Hey girl, you remind me of my toes.

Small, cute, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ Feb 02
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/Bot_158
📅︎ Nov 02
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Hey girl, are you a piece of dough?

Cause I'll make your belly rise when I'm done with you.
👤︎ u/recrat
📅︎ Jul 18
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Hey girl, are you a piece of shit?

‘Cause you’re lookin’ like a snack.
👤︎ u/gluxeo
📅︎ Jan 29
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I’m a fat broke piece of shit, but

I have cocaine!
👤︎ u/Areyouabonerguy
📅︎ Apr 30
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You look like a piece if art!

Because I'd nail you against my wall
👤︎ u/H0L3PUNCH
📅︎ Apr 25
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Are you a puzzle because I could be the piece you’re missing...

Or I could leave you on the table unfinished
👤︎ u/itsszeke
📅︎ Apr 21
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Hey are you a deadend fulltime 9-5 job?

Because I want you to break me in and treat me like the disposable piece of shit I am
👤︎ u/darling_23
📅︎ Dec 17
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Hey girl, are you a piece of rope?

Cause I'd love to hang with you
👤︎ u/Karthvader99
📅︎ Jan 30
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Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 22
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Girl, Are you Gol D. Roger?

Because you're the last One Piece of me
👤︎ u/clsc437
📅︎ Dec 05
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Hey girl, are you a taco?

Because I want you even when you are shattered into pieces
👤︎ u/mattialustro
📅︎ Nov 06
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You’re like my little toe

because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
👤︎ u/SciBman
📅︎ Oct 27
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Hey girl, are you a fermatta in a piece of music?

Because I want to hold you forever.
👤︎ u/uncommoncommoner
📅︎ Jun 19
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My life is like a puzzle but there is one piece missing...

And that final piece is you!
👤︎ u/JasonWet
📅︎ Mar 11
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if I were a piece of metal

my only hope would be for you to be a metal detector so you would notice me
👤︎ u/xXProReaps501Xx
📅︎ Aug 26
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Are you a piece of trash?

Because as an environmentally conscious individual I'd like to pick you up and take you out.
👤︎ u/cptomgipwndu
📅︎ Aug 13
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You’re like my pinky toe

Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jun 17
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Are you a vegetarian?

Cause I have a piece of meat you’ll make an exception for.
👤︎ u/glcknmrari
📅︎ Sep 11
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I must be a Costco sample

Because whenever you want a piece, I’m free
👤︎ u/Inner_Cheesecake
📅︎ Sep 10
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You remind me of a pinky toe

Because I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/hendndns
📅︎ Aug 03
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You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up. How does 7 o’clock sound?
👤︎ u/TheRoyalsapphire
📅︎ Oct 25
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Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it
👤︎ u/Phant00n
📅︎ Jul 09
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Do you know where the nearest gallery is?

I just wanted to see where I could find a piece of art like you
👤︎ u/johnisking34
📅︎ May 28
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You remind me of my pinkie toe

Cause i am about to bang you on every piece of furniture!
👤︎ u/pablo_chocobar_
📅︎ Apr 25
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Are you my pinky toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/Armandsss
📅︎ Dec 19
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Are you a piece of sheet music?

Because you're looking pretty sharp. (hope this doesn't fall flat)
👤︎ u/CorgiWaffles
📅︎ Mar 08
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"Does this belong to you...?"

(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk) ... "Excuse me does this belong to you?" (hold out jewellery) HER: "Nooo???" "Are you sure?" HER: "Yeahhh" "Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours" ... works 100% of the time.
👤︎ u/iamusuallyright102
📅︎ Feb 25
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Damn girl are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house
👤︎ u/howareya79
📅︎ Dec 26
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Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I'd like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!
👤︎ u/jonathanharbin82
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey girl, are you an orange?

Because I want to peel your skin off and eat you piece by piece
👤︎ u/The_Spicy_Memelord
📅︎ Oct 15
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Pickk up linnes (not gae)

Are you macgdonaldds bc can I get a double cheesborger Big Mac 10 piece cicken nugt ice cramPiza chcikne sa;ndwoch kechup nakpin French fyies for tomaeto
👤︎ u/Rookyyyy
📅︎ Nov 25
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Are you Africa in the 1870s?

Cause all of Europe wants a piece of you.
👤︎ u/corwinvonchaos
📅︎ Feb 08
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I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..

So I could touch your butt.
👤︎ u/The_Majestic_Banana
📅︎ Dec 25
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What are some good anti pickup lines

e.g. are you from Europe? Because euro piece of shit
👤︎ u/BabaYaga17
📅︎ Jan 20
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Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/XxRiceEater123xX
📅︎ Nov 05
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You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
👤︎ u/albanyfunny420
📅︎ Jun 05
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I wish you were my toe

So I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/Msur69
📅︎ Apr 16
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Call me a dog because...

You look like a piece of shit so I’m gonna eat you.
👤︎ u/Fuckthestate1776
📅︎ Aug 23
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Damn girl are you a Kit-Kat

Because I wanna break me off a piece of that
👤︎ u/spicymemes469
📅︎ Oct 02
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Girl is your father Picasso?

Because you look like a master piece
👤︎ u/Pedro_TheAlcoholic
📅︎ Jun 17
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Yeet sign based and mainly for people already in a relationship but can be modified for otherwise

This is very much for memes but it works So say you are on a date with your bf or gf at the movie theatre. He goes to grab a piece of popcorn from the popcorn pile and you put your hand in and do the yeet sign (if you dont know it's this sign 👌) and if the boy says 'did you just get me?' Or anything of the sort just say 'I thought I already got you' If its for a pickup line you could say 'I'd love to get you tonight' or something.
👤︎ u/ZladeBero
📅︎ Sep 08
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Guurrll you like my big toe....

I bang you on all my pieces of furniture.
👤︎ u/Thep00psm1th
📅︎ Jun 29
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Hey girl are you a Rubik’s Cube?

Because fuck you! you stupid piece of shit!
👤︎ u/face-spunk
📅︎ Aug 08
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Your nickname pinkie toe?

Cuz I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.
👤︎ u/SMMOO
📅︎ Dec 15
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Hey girl, are you my big toe?

Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/the_hendog
📅︎ Jan 20
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Are you a brick block from super mario?

Cause my head would leave you in pieces.
👤︎ u/Lxrdkxnt
📅︎ Apr 25
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Trigger Warning: Offensive pick-up line ahead

Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower. Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.
👤︎ u/jacencross
📅︎ Dec 16
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You remind me of my little toe...

cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/mnafricano
📅︎ Nov 12
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
👤︎ u/How_Majestic
📅︎ Jun 26
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You're like my little toe.

I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/hidayatbulla
📅︎ Jun 16
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Imma do you like my pinky toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
👤︎ u/donut_kreemed
📅︎ Jul 06
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
👤︎ u/Deathsmith8
📅︎ Apr 21
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Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have
👤︎ u/Deniz105
📅︎ Apr 12
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I wish you were my little toe...

So I could bang you on every piece of furniture.
👤︎ u/Onceuponashotglass
📅︎ Nov 21
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